Most of my friends are atheist, I'm a creationist. I hate it when we start a conversation over evolution. Is there any other creationist that have this problem?

Putting on perfume in the middle of lecture should be a crime. Unless you haven't showered in a week, there is no reason why you should be putting it on. It's distracting and unpleasant, nobody likes it. Perfume should be SUBTLE, at most you should smell like a fucking flower, not like someone beat you with a bouquet.

I have told so many Dad Jokes that my friends are beginning to suspect that I really do have a child somewhere.

I wish non smokers could be more courteous. While I'm politely enjoying my cigarette your inflated sense of self righteousness and pretentiousness really ruins my bad health decisions. Please step off to the side of the sidewalk while you're on the way to your class that you're already late for if you feel the sudden urge to expel all the hot air from your head. Thank you.

I must say thank you to urinal companies for putting pictures in The urinals, It give me something to aim for.

So i got an email from NAU ITS saying that the Study Room thing is against the Code of conduct because it utilizes our NAU email, but seriously the study room imo was the best thing to have happened! There are so many people at my disposal who are in the same classes as me, and i need that!

It's a wonderful feeling knowing that you're writing smut in public and everyone around you just thinks you're working on a paper.

I'm really really excited for Halloween because I get to be spoopy as shit and scare people.