The rainy weather we had recently was probably the best rain I have ever had. So many pretty girls had their clothing drenched, right guys? BUT some of you gals looked amazing with your hair wet.

Sitting at the hot spot I can easily point out who will be joining the freshman 15 this year

Just because you speak a different language in front of me doesn't mean I don't understand what you're saying because I do... I don't appreciate the insults. I've never met you before then and never talked to you. Please respect others. Kay thanks.

Dear bikers,
For the love of all things holy, ride in the designated area. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't attempt to kill me multiple times during the day when I walk in my section. The walkers will stay on our side and you bikers stay on your side. Also do not bike so fast when you so happen to be around people, I understand you maybe late for something but please be considerate for others.
Sincerely, A sophomore :)

Sometimes when I see cute girls sitting by me, drinking Starbucks or whatever. I imagine myself as the straw of their drink, just so I actually have a chance of touching those pretty lips.

I've never understood why guys think biting ear lobes during sex is ok. It's awkward. Like why would you want my earrings in your mouth? How is that even satisfying on either part? It's not sexy.

Damn my o chem SI is gorgeous, I think I'm gonna be hitting the SI sessions this semester... You know, for science.

I grow up in Saudi Arabia then came here to flagstaff. Now I hate my country and I think I might be an atheist too.
The sad part is I can't express that to my family :/