My female roommate is a total exhibitionist, she totally just doesn't GAF about me being a guy. I'm cool with it.

Sometimes, when arguing with a friend, I'll make a Straw Man so large that a fucking stoner music festival could be started around it.

If you have to walk your bike up that hill by Gabaldon, you might need to work on your quads, bro.

I shat on my roommate's laundry pile because he didn't move it for two weeks, then melted chocolate on it to cover up the smell and to provide a cover story. The next day, it was gone and I was greeted with a punch to the eye. It turns out he took a bite of it...

Hiking is the best thing ever. I've met so many awesome people going on hikes this semester and realized how many gorgeous places are around Flagstaff!

What do guys think when a girl has her clit pierced?

My roommate is really starting to erk me. She'll stay up till two in the morning with the lights on, regardless if I'm trying to sleep, while I do my best to creep around in the dark if she happens to go to bed early. Then when I have a legitimate reason to be up late, like homework, she bitches at me. Girl, it's a two way street. Change your game, or prepare for hell. Yes, I've tried talking to her, so don't even start with me.

Don't just stare at me as I jam out on the bus. Take one of my headphones and jam the fuck out with me!!!