I had a really long week and work was stressful to. When I finished at work I knew I didn't have time to eat before class, so I went home and took 3 big swigs of vodka and ate a couple of oreos before heading off to my lab class. I feel amazing and am ready for the weekend!

I've been drinking every night because I don't even know what makes me happy anymore.

To the idiot bikers who bike IN THE MIDDLE of the road on Pine Knoll, there is more than enough room on the side of the road for you. When I have to drive 20 under the speed limit for you people I hope you know I snapchat a video of you, while I scream and cuss at you from inside mycar. RIDE IN THE BIKE LANE OR OFF THE ROAD! Or one day I will hit you:)

I'm a grown-ass man I shouldn't be falling in love with anime characters.

I'm in love with one of my old professors- from a different school. We keep and touch- she says she misses me and wants me to go back to my old school. Even though it doesn't have the opportunities for my degree that NAU has I'm still tempted on some level until I remember my future. #Schoolfirst

Pretty sure I gave the clap to some women here. Just be on the lookout for a couple tall skinny blondes, you're welcome.

I have a horrible weakness for women with platinum blonde hair and black lipstick.

Am I the only one that looks at a homework assignment and thinks "All aboard the Nope train to Fuckthatville"?