That moment you're sitting in the dark in your room doing homework so your roommate can get a couple hours of sleep. Feeling like a good friend :)

Screw you NAU! I rejected STANFORD because you gave me a scholarship. Now your cutting it in half because my family came into some extra money? You want to know how we got that money? My grandfathers life insurance came through after he passed away. None of that money is being used for my tuition. It's being used to cover funeral expenses!

That awkward moment when you know you are getting close to breaking up with your bf, you don't want to, you are trying to fix it and it just isn't working....

Meanwhile, you're holding out hope and ignoring any crushes, and everyone else is getting into relationships and reminding you of the cute stuff you used to do with him. :/

Started my period and all I could think was, "Well that explains a lot."

I flicked the bean, squirted, and cleaned up with your towel.

I've been taking anger management classes and doing pretty well- until today at least. One of your Arabic exchange students went about 50mph through my neighborhood with little kids around, and I went over and fucked his dome. Enjoy your busted nose/cheek and the massive dent I left in your Mustang's door.

My surgical sized scars on my wrist are finally fading a tad bit. Can wait to get my tattoo over them so people will stop thinking so little of me when they see them.

What the heck's going on at the EGR bldg., seriously? 5 cases of toilet paper, I ain't even gonna argue, but what gets me; I forgot my longboard in one of the rooms and didn't go back for it thinking it'd still be there when I could come back for it, boy how wrong was I. Seriously, I'm so pissed. It was a gift from one of my close friends before I left Mexico to study in the US and some fuckbucket decides to take it. Smfh. <\rant>