I'm getting mighty tired of my room smelling like weed all the time.

I'm afraid no one will ever love me as much as my cat does.

This rain makes me want to fuck a nice squirter!!!

The sound of rain falling outside really turns me on and I don't know why.

There was a post asking what guys think of clit piercings.
What do ladies think of cock piercings?
I have a Prince Albert, and it's freaked out more NAU chicks than I care to admit!

The amount of girls in Allen hall who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom is too damn high

I wish I got laid as much as the dude living in the room above mine. Damn every night I hear them and I haven't been laid once.

I might be paranoid, but I've been suicidal a lot lately. I used to work at a big retail store...I made a few (loosely coined)friends there, and one of them was cashiering a day I went in there to get something. There was glass on the floor and he's like watch out, wouldn't want you to kill yourself. I mean hurt yourself.