Sometimes when I'm to lazy to walk to the bathroom I'll just piss in my sink

To the girl sitting at Cline on the 3rd floor right now, your fart was one for the books - well done.

What do lesbians and men with beards have in common? they both like a little fur on their lip.

My birth father has Paranoid Schizophrenia and my birth mother has Schizoaffective disorder. I have been diagnosed with a Bipolar spectrum disorder already, but it terrifies me on a daily basis that I have a severely high risk for developing also some form of Schizophrenia. The ironic thing is that I fight against the stigma of mental illness in my everyday life, and as a future Social Worker I want to work with individuals with mental health disorders and concerns; I feel like I am a complete hypocrite in this sense, because I am afraid of disorders may manifest in my future, and I try to sweep my mental health issues under the rug.

Now that I have a roommate I went from fapping once a day to once a week. So I'm sexually frustrated right now.

Every time I hear sirens in the distance, I mentally prepare myself for the zombie apocalypse.

I feel like shit. I fucked my roommates girlfriend while he went to Phoenix yesterday to buy her a birthday present. He should've told me beforehand.

I'm a senior ,and I need one more gen ed class, doesn't matter which one. I need an A; what is easiest class at NAU? I'm talking not showing up,and still cruising by with over a 95%..