I just sat next to a girl who smelt like sour milk/cream and onions, I'm not very Easily disgusted but I almost threw up. Take a shower bitch

What moron is in charge of Scholar's Corner? You're a fucking coffee shop and haven't fixed your espresso machine in over two weeks. You are unqualified to run a coffee shop if machines aren't fixed on the first day.

I had sex with two guys from tinder in less than a week and now all my friends think I'm a slut. Just curious, do any other girls give it up to guys off tinder? Especially that frequently?

After parents weekend, I really wonder how many single moms came to visit their sons to fuck as many college kids as possible.

For those of you that are coughing all over the place cover your mouth. That's just nasty no one wants your nasty germs

I'm friends with a really hott guy and he doesn't find me attractive, but it's my goal to get him to fall for me. Challenge accepted!

Hey remember me, we used to be the best of friends and were supposed have the time of our life in college together but then you stopped fucking talking me for no god damn reason and it really pisses me off that you won't at least tell me why you've decided to just start being a total cunt and stopped talking to me.

Where is the closest strip club to flagstaff, i need to see some ass and titties!