Have any of you failed a class or semester and continued on in school the next semester? Hope is needed. Thank you lovelies!

(Right now I have D, C, B, and undetermined)

Every time I drink water, I think of it as hydrating my meat suit.

I live at the Suites, with a view of the Starbucks palazzo right outside my window. It is often beautifully consumed by the daily gossip, fair weather, and billowing atmospheric presence. My favorite thing to do is play love songs when I see couples down below. It makes my day and I hope its made yours, lovers:) Call me romantic and I'd say you're right.

Dear freshman,
College is a serious time and change in your lives. Its stressful and fun at the same time. Word of advise though, have fun and be merry, but under no circumstance should you get so drunk that you literally shit all over your self or room. Now go on and party on!

To the two exchange students from Hong Kong - Don't be fooled by my whiteness. I understand Cantonese and I knew you bitches were talking shit about me.

The trick to being crazy is just going with it, It like nightvale, if you see something like a tentacles demon in your closet just shrug and continue doing laundry. whats scarier a giant tentacle demon or not having any clean towels.

To the person who lost an smartphone. I found it (very early) Saturday morning after it had rained all night. Yikes, but I turned it into the front desk and if you describe it they'll give it back to you.

Fuck the Parking Services. If a guest receives a $90 parking ticket the morning after family weekend, what happens if they don't pay it? The person who got the ticket lives 7 hours away.