When doctors get test results back for std's, if you're positive for something incurable they should have three people come in, hold you down, strap your ass to the bed and give you a big ol' tattoo right across the forehead that says what it is. I mean casual sex is one of the best things to happen in this world, and idiots ruin it by spreading things. Plus, it'd make it easier for people with those things to get laid. If you both know right off the bat that you've got herpes and they've got herpes, what's the worst that could happen, you catch herpes?

I can only watch certain shows when my roommate is not in, because I don't want to freak him out with my excessive screeching in joy or yelling at my computer screen.

Cuddle frustration is even more irritating than sexual frustration.

Anyone in a serious relationship but still get crushes on coworkers/classmates???

Sitting on the toilet today in the Union when this dude comes and goes to the stall right next to mine.... All i could notice was that his toenails were shiny and how odd it was that that I was kind of turned on by it... Is there something wrong with me?

I would never marry the person I'm dating.

I am in HRM and honestly I think my TA for cooking is the hottest thing alive. If I sleep with her can I get an A ?

all i want is one girl who i think is the baddest of them all and then i could eat her out everyday is that too much to ask?