To the guys playing soccer shirtless in the south fields Friday around 2....thank you

I'm not enrolled in any classes but can I still use my NAU ID to see movies at Prochnow?

I'm a girl, and not only do I fart, I love doing it. It feels great and it sounds funny. Farts aren't embarrassing and everyone does it. Let it rip and be happy.

Last year I tried anal for the first time. We couldn't even do it because it tore not even after 2 inches. Still though a year later every time I try to use the bathroom it rips again, any healing tips? #myanusisbleeding

I built NAU on Minecraft only so I could destroy it with lava and TNT.

I didn't fill those brownies with chocolate milk, it was chocolate lax. They were meant for my ex. I left them on the study lounge table in my hall while I went to use the bathroom. They're missing now. Oh shit.

The other day I was near the biosciences bus stop and a girl came up to me and hugged and almost kissed me. I'm assuming she thought I was someone else because before she actually kissed me, she looked me in the face and then got really surprised and left pretty quickly without saying anything. I'm not sure what happened, or who she was but it made me pretty damn happy and I wish she hadn't had left.

We're done, we're over and I think I've moved on but every time I run into you I get flustered and realize you still have some hold on me.