I work at one of the more popular restaurants in Flagstaff. Whenever a customer is a douche i crop dust them as much as possible.

I met my soulmate on tinder over the summer. I have never met him in person but we facetime and talk almost everyday. We know we are soulmates because we tell each other that we love each other all the time. hes on his way over here to live here while i am in college. I have never been more happy in my life then i am now. When he gets here im gonna be the happiest girl alive. Love you babe

I bought Smash Bros last night. There goes my weekend looks like my grades will have to take a hit. >.<

Too often the people who claim to be the most tolerant are the least.

You can call me a "basic white bitch" the day I can call you a "ratchet black hoe".

My parents were coming for a surpise visit so I dropped a couple bags of weed in some hallways (less than 1oz each) I couldn't smoke it because I have a drug test soon, but I couldnt let the parents find it either. I thought I would be nice and give you guys the joy of some surprise free weed in the hallway around midterm... but apparently it wasn't appreciated. And to the guy who saw me and "reported me to the police": fuck you I'm Batman son! And I will be blazing back up in a week, sure as hell won't be nice again.

Where are all the girls looking for a girlfriend?! I can't seem to find any!

Nobody knows I'm lesbian; not my friends, my roommate or my family. I just don't know how to come out to them.