Saturday, 04 October 2014 02:38 AM
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The munchies are real, mayn. Where's the pizza?
Saturday, 04 October 2014 02:36 AM
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All of my friends have tried to have sex with me. Literally.
Saturday, 04 October 2014 01:52 AM
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ROTC people are actually really fun to hangout with if you get to know them!
Saturday, 04 October 2014 01:25 AM
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To the girl my friend and I ran into last night at Walmart, by the time my mind registered how gorgeous you were, you were already out the door. I should've chased after you and ask for your name but mt friend stopped me.
Saturday, 04 October 2014 12:25 AM
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Ladiezzzzzzzzzz plzzzzzzzzzz put the toilet seat up so i can just go to the bathroom with minimal effort. -friendly neighborhood spiderman
Saturday, 04 October 2014 12:05 AM
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Is it so much to ask for a girl whos a 10 out of 10, has the exact same interests and does everything I tell her to whenever and wherever?
Friday, 03 October 2014 11:17 PM
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I need to stop drinking but I'm too embearesed to ask for help, but I'm afraid if I wait any longer my life will be in pieces
Friday, 03 October 2014 11:15 PM
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Hope is for idiots fooling themselves about reality.