Saturday, 04 October 2014 10:28 AM
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If my roommates vocal cords could get ripped out so I would never have to hear her annoying ass voice again, that'd be amazing.
Saturday, 04 October 2014 10:11 AM
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Why do guys find it so embarrassing when they ejaculate early during sex? If anything it's flattering for girls. It's even more attractive when you still finish us off. If the girl you're with gives you shit about it, then you shouldn't be with her anyways.
Saturday, 04 October 2014 09:34 AM
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Does anyone remember the Betty Spaghetti dolls? I still play with mine and I'm not ashamed. If guys like my little pony, then there's nothing wrong with dolls
Saturday, 04 October 2014 08:35 AM
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I have a mental disorder and a Tinder. Oh what would Darwin say
Saturday, 04 October 2014 03:53 AM
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Tequila Sunrise is about to be crazy!
Saturday, 04 October 2014 03:51 AM
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I just want to go into cline library and blast the shmoney song, just to see how would do the dance with me!
Saturday, 04 October 2014 03:50 AM
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I like when money makes a difference but don't make you different
Saturday, 04 October 2014 02:54 AM
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Im at some weird cross road where Im not completely over my ex but I really wana hook up with my bio TA.