God dam it! why can't there be a dam innout here in Flagstaff! I need my animal style fries asap!

You know you love your girlfriend when you eat her booty. #idgt #kevingatesstatus

I finally was able to fuck my RA, now he doesn't care if we have partys in my room. #pussyisamansweakness

Met a really incredible girl...she told me from the beginning she didn't want anything serious or labels, which is fine. But I got really attached to her, I developed a lot of really strong feelings for her which all terrify me, because I knew thats not what she wanted. I truly and sincerely hope I can still remain friends with her because I still care about her....I don't know if she'll ever realize that but god I hope that we'll stay friends.

In love with my best friend, I tried twice to date her. I was rejected both times due to her being scared of commitment(her ex messed with her emotions). She moves away, calls me saying this guy has been trying to go on a date with her. I told her to give him a chance that is all guys want, just one shot. They have been together for a year but we still keep in contact. I just want her to be happy, that guy is a lucky bastard. Why did I root for him. Ted and Robin true story here!

Confession: Love is stupid, How do I turn this these feelings off?

Let's play guess that movie quote!

1. "Doomsday and Armageddon had a baby and it is UGLY."

For some unfathomable reason, I think better with my notes strewn across the floor in haphazard chaos.

It sucks not being Mr. Beautiful no girl ever likes or even wants to give you a chance. :/ Oh well I'll spend the rest of my life fapping at least i'll save some money from dating.