Friday, 10 October 2014 04:15 PM
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I've gotten stood up for dates with 3 people in the past week and it kinda hurts...
Friday, 10 October 2014 03:46 PM
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My poop smells like garlic. I'm ready to see Dracula.
Friday, 10 October 2014 03:43 PM
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I would rather die of cancer than live with Aspergers. Sorry not sorry.
Friday, 10 October 2014 03:31 PM
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To the guy raking leaves outside of McDonald today, thank you for raking our leaves and thank you for looking sexy doing it.
Friday, 10 October 2014 01:28 PM
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It's literally unbelievable how many girls let me jerk off onto their faces.. All I really have to say is thanks ladies for just being so considerate of my needs. One word. Sloots
Friday, 10 October 2014 12:11 PM
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Sometimes I like to leave flowers in teachers classrooms before they arrive. You don't know how much time some of them truly put into your education. Even if they are bad teachers, many of them are genuinely good people. Realize they are human too.
Friday, 10 October 2014 11:03 AM
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I came in my GF's bag of cheezeits and now i'm watching her eat them.
Friday, 10 October 2014 10:33 AM
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So ive got a question, whose idea was it to make the mens bathroom stall doors in the cline library 4 ft tall... May as well not even have a door at that point