I hate it when things move around my apartment and I have to spend time putting them back where they belong.

I am convinced the delivery guys at Jimmy John's received their Hogwarts letter when they are 11, graduated, and now are practicing magical delivery times in flagstaff. 10 minutes from confirm order to at my door? You are a wizard, and I want to befriend you.

What if there was a prostitute that gave lessons on how to have better sex, and at the end of the lessons, if he had a good performance(aka she orgasmed), he got that session free?

I don't go out anymore cause I think the "genres of music that most surveyed caucasians listen to" is getting to me. I tried being open to it but I think I'd much rather stay in and put a few of my Kendrick Lamar/Kid ink/Eric Bellinger/Dj Khaled tracks on and kick back at home.

All of the feminazi reactions to gamergate is the toppest kek.

I mean, I can totally write for a health food magazine and then call all of the people reading it hipster, trust fund, healthnuts who do so to only feel superior to others, and that people who grow organic, none-modified foods don't need to sell their crop to such douchebags. Still expect to keep my job despite insulting my audience and lose my publisher several dozen advertisers.

That ain't none of my business dou.

So why does this happen 90% time guys are interested and talk to me then drop me then couple weeks later they come crawling back like really what the fuck and also I have this issue of I can not be not talking to someone and even thoguh the beds are tiny I hate sleeping alone sometimes

So is this "tequila sunrise" something real??

I feel like I am the only girl here at NAU that hasn't smoked hasn't drank hasn't gone to a party and hasn't hooked up with other people here. My confession is that I think I am the most innocent person here at NAU.