Monday, 13 October 2014 10:02 PM
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You know you're losing hope when you google 'professions that don't require a college degree.'
Monday, 13 October 2014 08:16 PM
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As a dude I can't stop listening to Shake It Off By Taylor Swift, no regrets.
Monday, 13 October 2014 08:08 PM
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I'm Native American, and I don't know why people are getting their panties in a bunch about Columbus Day. Yes he did immoral shit, but come on people we got better shit to worry about.
Monday, 13 October 2014 08:00 PM
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The brunette guy with the scruff that works at that Spencers/Blackhound store downtown. So much yes. If I wasn't so shy, I would've asked for your number. I found your nerd knowledge to be quite sexy. Loved talking Game of Thrones with you :)
Monday, 13 October 2014 07:59 PM
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One of the hardest things about being a girl is trying to pee after sitting on a really cold toilet seat.
Monday, 13 October 2014 07:06 PM
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I just know something was written in the stars for us. And I can tell you feel it too.
Monday, 13 October 2014 06:40 PM
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I'm married and totally attracted to our friend. Do I tell him? It's driving me fucking NUTS.
Monday, 13 October 2014 05:48 PM
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Is it to much to ask for a girl who I can wear camo with, help me write essays, and play smash bros with while I hold her? Maybe my dream girl is out there somewhere, or right in front of me.