My ex-boyfriend has been suicidal for a while and I am petrified everyday with the thought that one morning I might wake up with a call saying he did something... And it tears me apart.

I'm so exhausted by this "I'm offended" generation. Maybe if I throw around enough Tumblr Warrior buzzwords like "rape culture" and "patriarchal" I can fit in with you humorless, elitist walking cliches. People saying something like "suck my dick" does not mean they want to literally insert their penis into your mouth to assert their male dominance over you and perpetuate a culture of sexual violence, it's a colorful way of telling you to fuck off. Shit, Natalie Portman even told you motherfuckers to suck her dick. Get over yourselves. Oh, and to the males who are probably going to comment on this and try to look like the white knights of righteousness: no one's buying your bullshit, stop trying to come off as the beacon of humanity and Political Correctness.

Well I just found out some of the worst news in one of the hardest ways possible. (Well I guess it's really one of the softest ways possible.) Apparently I have something called porn induced erectile dysfunction. I started watching porn in 4th grade regularly and have been every since. I probably have masturbated 4 to 6 times a week some weeks even significantly higher.

I can get hard what I watch porn and I crave porn more then I do the real thing and when I'm with a girl I generally can't stay hard. This isn't true in all cases, but it's becoming a more frequent problem lately and it will only get worse until I have a lifeless penis.

It's recommended that I stop watching porn or masturbating for 9 whole freaking months. I am not suppose to have one orgasm for that nine months and I will see the return of my healthy erect penis and a sex drive that craves real girls.

So here starts the journey I guess. Has it been 9 months yet?

Here's a doozy for you all: Despite having all the other required female genitalia, I lack a clitoris and clitoral hood. Its just not there, no matter which way you look at it. Anyone else ever hear of this happening?

ATTENTION SMOKERS!
If you are smoking a cigarette on campus and walking around, please be considerate of the people around you. You may want to kill your lungs quicker, but we do not. No one wants to walk to class behind someone smoking a stog, it's suffocating. I'm not saying quit but just be mindful. I sleep with my window open every night and leave it open during the day. If you smoke and walk past my hall, it stinks up the entire place for 10 minutes. I do not want second hand smoke. Stay in the designated smoking areas and don't walk around with a lit cigarette.
Thank you.

I really like you, every bit of you. I just wish you would stop looking around and want to commit already. This I like you and you like me business, but we aren't together, well, it's just down right stupid.

I'm kind of sad that my friends and I can't get into the shenanigans that we used to because they have to return home to their kids at the end of the night. Oh well, I'll grow up eventually.

What's better blow jobs or sex?