Sunday, 19 October 2014 06:18 AM
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There were two olives on the table. One fell off. The one olive still on the table yells down to the olive on the floor, "Are you alright?" The olive on the floor responds, "Ol live" ....
Sunday, 19 October 2014 06:15 AM
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I fucked a 37 year old lady, she taught me some crazy things that i have never experienced. I guess its true, older women are better in bed!
Sunday, 19 October 2014 06:14 AM
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I need some bomb indian food! Where is the best restaurant in Flagstaff?
Sunday, 19 October 2014 06:12 AM
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I blacked out but woke up sleeping next to a hot girl! Dam i need to black out more often!
Sunday, 19 October 2014 06:11 AM
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Tequila Sunrise less than one week away! Bars open at 6am saturday! Its about to be crazy as fuck!
Sunday, 19 October 2014 06:10 AM
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Holy shit, i smoked with my professor. I know im getting a A+ in this class.
Sunday, 19 October 2014 02:08 AM
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Tfw you meet someone from tinder and they have a girlfriend (they didn't get the point of the app) -_- I had fun making a new friend , but damnnnnn, they were cute and easy to talk to, woulda been nice to at least cuddle or something!!!
Sunday, 19 October 2014 01:44 AM
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craigslist is awesome for girls like me who are too busy with classwork for all that "courtship" bullshit. Fucked more guys than I had time for, and had a threesome, all one semester and didn't have to deal with a single date!