One night I was walking home from my boyfriend's house. He lives off campus about 20 minutes walking distance from my place on campus. I realized about 5 minutes after we left that I had to pee really bad. Usually our walks are full of laughter and talking. I informed my boyfriend that I had to pee, so he made sure not to make me laugh as much. We got about 1/3 of the way to my place, and he made me laugh on accident. I couldn't control myself and ended up peeing myself. I had no extra clothes, and there was nothing I could do except continue to walk home. He walked me all the way, and I ended up making it to my room without anyone seeing. Uncontrollable laughter + urge to pee = not a good time.

I'm in love with my best friend. I'm worried that if I tell him how I feel he won't feel the same way and our friendship will become awkward or worse, it will be over. He has helped me through the toughest part of my life and I don't want to lose his friendship but I want him to want me. Why is life so complicated?

I found a dead deer in the road while I was driving sh#t faced once. Me and a friend hucked it onto my hood and drove around for a while blasting music and making it dance every time I hit the gas or break.It was hilarious! We went to a trailhead and found the subaru with the most "save the whales/ocean/penguins/earth/ect." and other whiney bumper stickers on it and disposed of the bloody mutilated carcass on their windsheild. I still die laughing every time I think about what the subaru drivers face must have looked like after returning from their backpacking trip.

I didn't realize that I had a trigger word until I wanted to punch someone's face in when they used it around me.

I love to dance, its funny though because whenever I do people have a tendency to think im on drugs, while im sober lol. I guess im doing something right? Fuck it im having fun.

One of my favorite things is how drunken jokes can turn into running gags between you and your friends.

I can't wait till Tribal Seeds is back in flagstaff!

NAU needs to bring back Wiz Khalifa, so we could hot box the dome again!