Wednesday, 10 January 2018 07:31 PM
#29940 My New Year's Resolution was to push my boundaries. So today I forced myself to take a sh#t
in a women's room in Wetherill. Just my luck, I clogged the toilet. Of course I couldn't tell anyone because then they'd know I was in the women's room. So I tried my luck, and it started overflowing. It was still pouring over the seat when I left,and I haven't told anyone yet. I'm through with my resolution.
Sunday, 19 October 2014 12:09 PM
I found a dead deer in the road while I was driving sh#t
faced once. Me and a friend hucked it onto my hood and drove around for a while blasting music and making it dance every time I hit the gas or break.It was hilarious! We went to a trailhead and found the subaru with the most "save the whales/ocean/penguins/earth/ect." and other whiney bumper stickers on it and disposed of the bloody mutilated carcass on their windsheild. I still die laughing every time I think about what the subaru drivers face must have looked like after returning from their backpacking trip.