Wish there were more girls out there that don't need to shake their ass because they've got brains.

I absolutely want to steal a pair of my girlfriends panties and secretly wear them during day to day life.

Response to the confession about the sex life with your boyfriend and it getting old...after years of marriage, it is never the same as it was when you first date. #lifesucks #dontmarry #haveamistress #sexblows

I think about this guy so much it's crazy! He's on my mind 24/7 even when I try not to think about him. When I'm having a conversation with my significant other or even making love. I've never felt like this before...I am always wondering if he's thinking about me too.
If we do something fun I only want to do it if he's going to be there too. Is it love I'm feeling?

me and my roommate both matched with the same guy on tinder, i didnt try as hard to get him to like me but she tried really hard and now she is dating him, is it bad that i kind of want to try and steal him away from her because he is better looking in real life, wants me more, and she even complains about dating him sometimes

So big butts are having their moment... does that mean big boobs are no longer having a moment? If so, what am I supposed to do with these?

I'd love to save some of the comments that people on this page say and then if they ever try to talk to me in person I'll quote their dumb shit to themselves and then walk away forever.

Another vegetarian here, trying to clear the air after some dumb stuff has been said. If you eat meat, chill. I don't, so I won't. I'm not going to threaten your life is you don't like it.
But also, you kind of sound like a dick when your only response is "but bacon is goood."