You may think dorm life is shitty now, but if you're a freshman you really have to enjoy it a little for the way it brings in the authentic college experience. When else will you get to live with 300 other new students and sleep in the same building as your new closest friends?

I swear, people get so upset about the eating habits of others. It's like "I'm going to go set fire to my math homework." "Cool, ok."
"I'm going to go not eat meat." "WHAT OMG BUT BACON AND STEAK"

I wish I knew more femme lesbians

Confession is I am a huge San Francisco Giants fan, and I am a girl who knows most of their stats. Just wish there were more fans that were at NAU

One time, my buddy had me over to smoke pot with him. He and I started watching a movie and all I could think about was how bad I wanted to fuck him. I jacked off in his roommates bathroom when I couldn't take it anymore.

There's this dick at NAU who cheated on his girlfriend of several years with 4+ girls, and brags about having had 28 sex partners. Any time someone calls him out on it, he calls them liars and ruins their reputations so he stays safe. He always blames the girls if the sex is bad even though he's 4.5 inches of disappointment. What a loser.

It's the remix to ignition, college student addition, I eat ramen for dinner and can't afford my tuition. Sippin on some rum, I think parties are fun. It's the freakin weekend, and I'm failing psych 101.

So my boyfriend knows that I have had sex with a girl. And sometimes when we are hanging out he thinks I check girls out and gets upset. He thinks I'll leave him for a girl one day no matter how much I tell him that I love him. I mean sometimes I do check girls out but it's only physical attraction. And I love my boyfriend, I am physically and emotionally attracted to him and we've been together for two years. I can see my self settling down and having a family with him. How do I convince him to stop worrying about me leaving him for another female?