To the people that tip their delivery drivers well: You have no idea how much we appreciate it. We're making the same wages as waitresses, and our driver's comp barely covers our gas. We live off the tips you give us and we appreciate it a great deal.

To the people that don't tip their delivery drivers at all: Curse you. Curse you children. And your children's children. Vile, vile people.

Sincerely, A delivery driver that had to work on Tequila Sunrise

Is it just me, or is it impossible to find a fork in the union?

My boyfriend flirts with other girls when he is wasted; it does not matter their size or age. The only way I know about this is because I read some of his Facebook messages. I can't bring it up to him without looking like a snoop, so I guess I will have to do nothing about it...

I had the chance to hook up with a friend this weekend while I was drunk and she was crossfaded, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. She blacked out and I was close, but I just couldnt.

College relationships are so much better than high school ones. Just saying.

l should prolly get my own hoodies instead of keeping the ones from my exes. But it shows at one point l was lovable.

I want to mean something to you. I know I use to. I thought you had changed for the better. I'm starting to see this isn't the case anymore. I'm just a distraction. If you cant open up to me then I don't know my place in your life. This hurts more than you could know.

I find MTBI stereotypes to be hilarious. Especially the ones for ENTJs. Those are arguably one of the most hilarious.