I'm a male that urinate sitting down because I have a really bad aim and I dont think there is anything wrong with that

I have no idea how i'm gonna pay rent this month. Help!

Fuck you. You broke my heart. I'm another stupid girl who fell for your lies. But you are not worth my tears.

When life's got you down just think of the kid who was cut from the basketball team in Airbud to make room for a golden retriever.

I feel like I would make an awesome girlfriend. I'm supportive, I'm funny, smart and overall pretty cool. I love sports and play video games. But it seems like everyone just wants me to be their bro and it kinda sucks. Why won't someone date me?

Why do people place so much emphasis on me having sex? I see a hot girl, I want to get her out her panties. There's a difference between indiscriminate fucking and then love-making with a girl I really feel a connection with or love. I see no problem with either. It feels good, it helps me get through shit, and I'm only gonna look this way for a tiny bit. Might as well enjoy it. Hail to the dick!

Hey person who posted that introvert confession... THANK YOU. I am not weird, I'm not asocial, I'm not a serial killer. I just prefer to eat macaroni and watch some Breaking Bad instead of getting wasted with a bunch of sweaty strangers. I do like people, it just takes time to warm up to them, and I'm comfortable with that part of myself.

I've been fucking my roommate's boyfriend for about a month now. I'm sorry, but I just couldn't keep my eyes off of him the first time I saw him... and ever since I haven't been able to keep my hands off him. We meet behind her back a lot, probably three or four times a week. I honestly have no remorse. She's a sweet girl but one of those artsy fartsy nerd types, so I don't get her appeal at all. Also she's kinda fat. I'm way hotter to be honest.
One time we were banging and things were getting hot and heavy in our room. Mid bj I hear a knock at the door and my eyes said "oh shit" and we both scrambled to get our clothes on. I thought maybe he could try hiding under the bed. But that didn't work so we both opened the door and pretended to just be hanging out and playing Halo. The stupid bitch believed us!!!! hahaha I love college and hope she never catches on