So I had this fuck buddy, and all was well. She came over, we fucked, she left. It was great until she overcomplicated the shit out of the entire thing. Now, my balls are dry.

I really wish I did the things I didn't do as a freshman, never think twice. You'll regret it in the long run.

ahaha and just when I thought this confessions page was dead we get a detailed incestuous NAU story! brilliant haha

A guy invited me to watch the Bachelor with him in his room, and we ended up hooking up. Can I say I was bachelured?

I fucked my sister... I promised her I wouldn't tell, but I really need to get this off of my chest. Growing up, our parents sheltered us from anything to be considered taboo. As a result, we had to resort to... experimentation. We entered college as virgins, but that didn't last long. It began innocently, we were tickling each other, and then I got erect. She could feel it, and then for some reason... we began to kiss. After a while, She grabbed it, and started sucking like one of those vacuum cleaners you see on the infomercials, except that she was good at sucking stuff up. God, did I really just type that? I climaxed and blew my load all over my sisters face. In order to heal myself, I have decided to major in philosophy. I think that will help me realize why we committed such a detestable sin, and will hopefully lead us to where we were before the incident. I have never felt a greater shame in my life, and am truly terrified that it will forever ruin me and any future girls that I attempt to grow intimate with. What do I do..? She stays not too far from me in Riley Hall, and all I can think about is doing it again. Please please someone help. I don't want to end up with a down syndrome abomination baby. "Hey dad where is Aunt Mommy?" Oh Jesus Christ!!!!

When things are known as free...quality declines. Sorry...that's just how economics work. Even if the gov't pays for it with tax dollars, it's still not a private entity who is concerned with making it good enough to earn a profit.

Shout out to the coffee maker dude who works at the cline, your eyebrows be on point everyday

If you've ever been to the DUB you'll know how much of an asshole the new manager is