Friday, 07 November 2014 05:37 AM
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God dam! I was sitting in class and a hot girl next to me farted. It smelled so dam bad but she was so hot. I didn't know how to feel...
Friday, 07 November 2014 05:36 AM
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I can't wait until it starts snowing, all i will be doing is getting high and snowboarding!
Friday, 07 November 2014 05:34 AM
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I go to different hotels every morning to eat breakfast. Life of a broke college student whose trying to eat some bomb breakfast for free!
Thursday, 06 November 2014 11:33 PM
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I'm a guy, but Frozen is the best movie ever. Anybody wanna come over and watch it with me?
Thursday, 06 November 2014 11:27 PM
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Thursday, 06 November 2014 09:02 PM
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I've lost 40 pounds this year, I just had to tell someone.
Thursday, 06 November 2014 08:58 PM
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I was at UofA before I came to NAU. I was working security at Tens. Stripper told me she wanted to line of coke off my dick. Told her it wasn't going to be a line, more like a bump. CHOOODDDDDE!
Thursday, 06 November 2014 08:52 PM
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For the love of all things blessed and beautiful, TELL ME WHY NAU KEEPS CHANGING MY FUCKING ADVISOR. I understand if one person gets promoted, but holy shit. I am a senior and have gone through three advisors this semester. THIS. SEMESTER. What.
#StopPromotingAdvisors2014