Sad because I moved to flagstaff a few months ago, and I still don't have any good stoner friends.

I'm a manager at a local restaurant and bar, these totally hot chick's work for me and I love to party with them. I really want to fuck the shit out of one of the hottest servers. ... But I have a girlfriend.

I REALLY want to watch a couple have sex.

I may not be a size 2 like he likes them but damn. Hey the hint that I want to seduce you. I just want to give him the best blow job he's ever gotten!

If I go to bed early and you're still up doing homework the least you could do is turn off the lights before you go to bed. I don't want to wake up at 3 in the morning with the lights still on in the room. Smh is it so hard to turn off the lights on your way from using the bathroom?

Was talking to freshmen from California yesterday. He told me about how cold he was over last weekend and how he's seen enough snow based on the little flurry we had. Seriously? Dude buckle up because you're in for a ride. It will get a lot worst soon, so enjoy your stay.

Used my dads i.d to buy beer and it worked. Now i kind of feel like i actually look that old!

I had sex with my girlfriend in the speedi car wash! Got my car and dick cleaned! nice!