I was an ass to people that came to my job on Thursday and I'm sorry. I was having a bad day. Y'all didn't do anything. Stay awesome people.

I didn't shave my legs for over a month and I had to shave them tonight and I am actually really sad about it

I can't stop thinking about those butts. Why are those butts so good looking. They're so big now and round in those fitted jeans and gym shorts. I want to feel those butts. Guys...let me smack dat ass ;)

I just straight up need some advice on something. So ever since I started college I've been really lonely, and I honestly just need a good, hard fuck. I have a friend back home that I'm pretty sure is attracted to me and I want to ask him if he wants to hook up over Thanksgiving weekend. Things are kind of weird between us, though, because we've liked each other, just not at the same time, and we don't really talk, so I don't know if I should ask him. The worst he could do is say no, but still. What should I do?

I don't believe in anything I'm just here for the violence.

So I lost my keys -.- this day just keeps getting better and better

What in the hell are they building next to the parking garage? And why have they made no progress yet...

Sometimes I wish I could fake my own death and get a new identity. Any thoughts?