I use hair mousse almost daily. My hair is more slick than the Malfoys'

I've never really been in a 'real' relationship. Yeah I dated a couple people but it never really got passed the weird, awkward phase.
Lately I've been hanging out with this guy pretty much every day. We haven't officially said that we're dating but everyone 's starting to ask if we are. Honestly, I've never felt like this about someone before and it kinda terrifies me. I just really like him but don't have much of an idea on what I'm supposed do with any of this

Love is waking up in the middle of the night with him curled up beside you and kissing his forehead before you fall back asleep.

My roommate is such a fucking bitch. Every time I see her I think of ways to kill her. Then today I had this lightbulb go off in my head... I AM GOING TO FUCK HER BOYFRIEND. I sent him a text and he texted me back and we have been texting all night. When it happens she will get a video of it. That's a promise. Don't mess with the wrong bitch.

I have a diabetic boyfriend, and its been so wonderful to have him show me how to live a healthier lifestyle. I really love unhealthy food and would eat as much of it as I could, but when we started dating I had to be careful because I didn't want him to have issues with blood sugar spikes because of what I had in my apartment. I decided to make a healthy lifestyle change for both his and my benefit and thus far I have been very in shape and fit. We eat as healthy as we can together and try to do yoga and P90X together as a bonding experience. I have my slip ups and I do eat the food I enjoy occasionally, but I am really loving how healthy we both are!

I use to believe that romance never truly died in a relationship. I am learning that I was wrong and it breaks my heart.

I have super sensitive skin, more than most people realize. I can get bruises from sitting in a hard seat for to long or by crossing my legs. Then the other day I was talking to my mom and she mentioned at one point how she'd have to change my diapers immediately when I was a baby and make sure I was spotless or I'd get a terrible rash. She was like "It's good you grew out of that." and I agreed. But I didn't. I am OCD about cleaning my ass or I'll start bleeding. I hate it but can't be like "Oh doctor, help me, my ass bleeds."

Had to shave my ass today.. That shit was looking like Fangorn forest. I'm pretty sure Treebeard and the hobbits were about to come walking outta that bitch.