Yep. My roomate is a prostitute. A gay prostitute. *sigh*

My boyfriend can't make me orgasm via sex.

Hey everyone, the kinder you are to yourself and to those around you, the calmer all of campus will be. Try doing a few acts of kindness a day. You'll be surprised at how happy it makes you as well as those that you helped. We all need some kindness right now. :)

Marijuana + Munchies from Jack in the box= heaven!

My girlfriend and I tried the blumpkin for the first time and it wasn't weird at all, we actually loved it!

Having sex while being high is the best feeling ever!

Well.... I work at a restaurant and if you show up there with 10 or more people without a reservation, I probably have spit in your food. Call, pre order your food, something because if you don't, everyone there is going to hate you. You can ask and they will lie for better tips but they hate you.

They need to legalize marijuana asap!! i can't wait! People don't understand that marijuana is not as bad as everyone thinks it is. It is better than drinking alcohol!