To the person who said sex while high is the best feeling ever: For real. That shit feels like you are shoving your dick into a different dimension.

I'm falling for this guy but I don't want to get hurt and it is just terrifying me, what is wrong with me?

I don't understand how people could just take things and not return it. Like really? Your going to take a laptop and not return it to the union or hall it was by?? Cool hope your fuckin happy! Cause I sure the hell am not!

I have been texting a girl for a week now, went on a date with her on Saturday night and it felt like a really good date, now she's barely texting me :-( why do I always get screwed over after dates? :-(

You led me on... Again. Now your ignoring me like I'm nothing. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt after the first time... after everything that happened...every thing you went through. I let you in again and now you do this? Ive never told you, but I thought I loved you. I guess im just a fool.

I was walking from the DuBois when I heard a shuffling noise. I looked back and saw that it was three Army ROTC boy jogging toward me. The streetlight went out and then they all tripped over the concrete edge. I laughed and yelled "Army Strong Boys!"

But seriously, I'm concerned about the future of the United States Military.

You guys are beginning to make smoking marijuana a form of religion. "Oh you're uptight and pissed off about something? Smoke a joint and calm the fuck down because you're bad if you don't smoke pot" translates to "Oh you're having a hard time? Convert to the church because you're bad if you don't go to church" all of you guys are handling this in ways you don't approve of on different topics. Develop other arguments on marijuana for Christs sake.

sometimes when im pissing i'll miss the toilet and just be like "oh well, it'll dry up eventually"

i haven't had a girlfriend in a while