I am pregnant and I want to fist my self so the baby will come out like butter, YAY! No rips or tears.

For some reason I only use snapchat when I'm drunk

My girlfriend is going through some shit in real life, on anti-depressant medication now. However, it's been over a week since sex and our 6 month is approaching... I am scared she is seeing someone else.

Love is when you let them go to be with the person they actually love. When the pain of loosing an amazing person like them is insignificant to the happiness you see in their eyes when they look at this other person.. That is love...

When I figure out that a supposedly secret confession was actually written by someone I know, my face looks like Spongebob's when he realizes that Squidward likes Krabby Patties.

I hate looking at the calorie counts on Starbucks things. It just makes me feel so guilty to eat like 800 calories worth of things while I'm there.

I don't like when people say they don't need feminism. You don't need everyone of all genders to be equal? I'd certainly like it.
Please, don't let rabid posters on Tumblr (and dare I say Confessions, too) throw you off. Feminism is important because equality is important.

It's a really fucking frustrating feeling having to wake up 45 minutes early on your day off when you're hungover as balls because your roommate is too busy getting stoned in the bathroom to turn off his fucking alarm.