As a young black male that has never committed a crime, but has still been targeted by the police for no reason... I fear for my safety in this country.

The smell of the Oven-baked apples hand sanitizer reminds me of my Dad. My family used to have apple cider with cinnamon during Thanksgiving. I guess it's just a reminder that my Dad died the day after Thanksgiving.

I was Skyping with my best friend who goes to Cal Poly and I told her about the one time I was walking down by that field near the San Francisco parking lot on a snowy day and someone had made an 8-10 foot dick snow sculpture next to the fence. The bad puns on this subject just went from bad to worse and it was a train wreck after I finished talking to her.

I wear hoodies and don't take care of myself because not only is it comfortable, but it's a coping mechanism to hide from the world and all my problems with people. Sincerely, the girl who gets all the stares.

I'm moving at the end of the semester, and all I want to do are get high and fuck a lot of people. Bisexuality for the win!

For once in my college experience, I'm starting to get annoyed about boys fawning over me. I mean, that's a bad word choice, but I do have a lot of options. What's even worse is I am not stable enough to be interacting with them like that, and it only makes me get worse on the whole (except for a few special guy friends).

People say being a lesbian up here is easy! I disagree I cannot find a girlfriend!

My roommates and I received a 10 day eviction warning from our complex. We are walking on eggshells and not allowing anyone into our apartment besides our girlfriends. We admit that entertaining 80-150 kids every night of every weekend throughout the semester has been disrespectful to our neighbors. Needless to say, we will be attempting to be quieter than church mice and not having anymore parties, and you can consider our stereo decommissioned. Us three friends have a Brazilian roommate and have realized that our actions could potentially harm his residence and schooling here at NAU. Please, if you have a noise complaint, at any apartment complex, not just ours, bring it to the persons doorstep. And if we confront you, or have confronted you, please don't lie to our faces. Almost all of our neighbors have our phone numbers and have been invited and actually come to our parties and or kickbacks. Those who actually have texted us when being too loud, we have shut it down. We don't want any trouble with our complex, or neighbors, and understand that we have been out of control and disrespectful. So please, before you make any sort of complaint, take care of it in person. Trust me, you've scared us enough at this point.

Sincerely, a quiet church mouse, sweating like a whore, in said church.