Every time someone asks me about the party at the Grove, I die a little inside. Way to fucking go, kids.

Anyone shit their pants when they felt that mini earthquake last night?

I am honestly sick of seeing all the ferguson protest stuff in Facebook. Not all cops are bad. Not all blacks are criminals. And not all white people are racist. Everyone just needs to smoke some pot and just chill the fuck out and tolerate and treat people equally.

I sometimes fantasize being a woman so I can then fantasize about how awesome it'd be to just walk about life with a bullet vibrator to just turn on and off for orgasms on the go.

There's this chick in my instructional PES class who tries really hard to prove that she's better than everyone else. She corrects the professor - very rudely and unnecessarily - and regularly tries to point out what the rest of the class does wrong, but never what they do right. She also has a habit of being on her phone, which is just stupid and incredibly inappropriate for a PES class. I would never want to take a class instructed by someone who comes off as such a bitchy know-it-all and I'm amazed she was actually hired at the HLC.

Awhile ago, I was walking back to my dorm alone late at night. While I was walking, some guy started walking behind me and then I started walking faster. As he got further and further behind me, I heard him say to me "where are you going? You missed the blue light".

Does anyone know of any vigils and/or protests in Flagstaff being organized in light of the Grand Jury decision in Ferguson?

Sometimes, I wish I could runaway and join a nudist colony.