Man I miss the days of sex actually meaning something between two people...

I swipe right on everybody I know on Tinder just because I want to know which of them swipe right on me.

Since my Roomate left for Tuscon I have yet to put on clothes. Best holiday ever.

Visiting my aunts & uncles and I love them to death. But my grandparents just got here and they drive me crazy. I've been hiding in the guest room saying I'm doing homework but really I was reading NAU confessions. Then after I read as many as I could I went to ASU confessions. Yes i go to NAU ughhhh I think its time to endure them

Thanksgiving- a family holiday in which you are content and thankful for what you have.
Black Friday- the day right after Thanksgiving in which you are willing to fight someone for a fucking TV that's 200 dollars off...

She let me stick it in her butt, and finish in her mouth; then made me a sandwich. Tomorrow I gotta start looking for a ring.

My boyfriend and I live together and have been together for a while. I don't have any family and he has a huge one. So for Christmas his mom told him for him to fly home for the holidays. He said two plane tickets are expensive and she said no I don't want her to come, holidays are for family not orphans. I've never been so crushed in my life.

I just want someone to scratch my back. Or hang out with my, or even talk to me.

Any of those would be nice.