Im sorry. But there are more black people imprisoned (in america) than any other race. So dont bitch about being targeted. I have many black friends. However, if I walk down an alley, and see a group of black people, I get scared. Anyone would. I respect cops for being more alert around blacks. If there were more whites in prison, id feel the same way about whites. Dont protest for equality. Protest for peaceful blacks.

Can I marry every single Australian rugby player?

I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her; that bitch can eat her heart out. I'll kiss you in a way that you'll never forget about me. Love bites, and so do I.

I swear some sentient bird species on another planet is planning our demise because we stuff bird's anuses with bread

Get a dope chick, lock her down & build a dope ass life with her!

If your against smoking marijuana you should be against alcohol also. I would rather be high than be drunk any day!

I like to bleach my hair with hydrogen peroxide and use heavy conditioner between each bleaching. It's cheap and effective. I look fabulous.

I have always been curvy but in the last year or so eating out and drinking coupled with my bulimia have made me pretty heavy, I'm working on it dieting, taking PES classes and working with a trainer but it's mentally hard for me & my relationship with food is fucked up. Finding a normal awesome guy who is understanding and doesn't care about my size is such a struggle.