I lost the love of my life by being a huge jerk. She doesn't think I can change, but I'm going to show her that I can and I will change. Then I'm going to win her heart back because you don't give up on a love like this. If you're reading this, I miss you, I love you, and I'm going to do everything I can to earn your love again.

I agree with Trumps plan to ban muslims coming into America, TEMPORARILY. At least until we can take down ISIS. I'm not racist; I love all people; however, Trump is also trying to preserve American culture, and that is something that I love about him. Have you ever heard middle eastern music? It sounds like a seal with strep throat being strangled. "Heyyaaa ohh henyaaa beee shaaa daaaa!" What?? Another thing is their values are completely different. To some of them rape is ok, and I can't at all agree with that. Besides this, would you really want one of them in your chemistry lab? If they found out that potassium is explosive in water, then grocery stores would sell out of bananas faster than you can say "Allahuh Akbahr". There would be banana IED's in the streets; it'd be like the middle eastern version of Mario kart! Please please please, a vote for Trump is a vote for America.

The only reason I'm excited to graduate in May is so I can shut down my NAU email. Pssh Nau what do you really think I care about International Idol Night?

Never judge a porn video from the thumbnail.

So I have Asperger's syndrome, and my girlfriend has Anxiety disorder or something like that. Basically, our relationship Is hell. We'll watch something in a movie like a guys head coming off, and I'll laugh while she cries. I think her face looks super funny when she cries, so then I laugh at her when she has her anxiety attacks. Then she starts screaming, which sends me into defense mode. If's like Satan brought us together for some sick metaphysical reality show.

I personally don't like when guys shave all the hair off their junk. Makes me feel like I'm having sex with a little boy - which is pretty damn weird and creepy. Plus, a little hair down there really helps with friction. I feel awkward just typing this.

Dear future children: I promise you will never see your mom complain about her body. She will not teach you to judge your physical characteristics or compare them to someone else's. She will not let you think your body determines how beautiful you are. She will love and care for herself and teach you to do the same.

The last time we gave humans the legal right to end another's life just because they wanted to, or because it was easier for them we called it slavery. Now we call it abortion and ridicule anyone who defends the voiceless.