I was talking to this very attractive girl about a particular football team at the Coupe a few days before Thanksgiving and I should have asked her for her number. If you're reading this and are interested please like or comment, all I have to go on is your first name and beautiful face. I hope to see you again.

Ok, so im going to say what every white person is thinking right now. If a black cop shot a white kid and killed him, would the cop get the same treatment? Yeah! Probably! Here's the difference. Were not going to go and destroy people's stuff. White people probably wouldn't do anything about it. The white kid probably deserved it, unfortunately. Im not saying the cops were right or wrong in their decisions. Honestly I dont care about the decision of the indictment. Im also completely cool with protest, but the way people are protesting is probably giving people more reason to put more cops on the street.

I don't even want to go here, my parents forced me to. I feel bad because I have good friends, but I hate it. I even tried to kill myself so I wouldn't have to go back, and all it led to was me talking a semester off.

Have you ever been at your lowest point and no one's there to help you? You feel like you only have two options pack up and leave or yell out for help. Yet, when you yell out for help no one comes your ignored and feel alone. That's me. I'm calling out for help and no one is listening, but I don't mind they don't need the burden anyways. The World moves on. I guess it's time for me to pack up.

Is there a shuttle to Snowbowl? If not, who's carpooling this weekend?

where can I get LSD?

"Let's charge all 20,000 students $500 every year, $42/month, for a gym membership for a gym that's about the same size as a hotel rec room and offers none of the amenities that a comparable priced gym would offer such as a decent locker room with available lockers, or even fucking towels for people to use... Also, make sure the water bottle station in the gym has such a small reservoir that no one will ever be able to fully fill their bottles. Because fuck them, that's why." - NAU

I love how sensitive my nipples are. They make sex way better!