My roommate is a COMPLETE bitch. I hate her more then I've ever hated anything. Her family co-signed our apartment this year and for her Christmas present I am surprising her by up and leaving while she is gone for Christmas break and moving in with my boyfriend. This will mess her families credit up so bad and I can't wait.
I have also been texting her long term boyfriend for about a month and she has no idea. He finally sent me a nude last night and I'm planning on printing out thousands of them and tapping them all around the apartment right before I leave so she comes home and is really surprised.
Jokes on you bitch. Merry Christmas. Mwahaha

All i want to do over break is smoke a bunch of bomb weed, eat a bunch of bomb food, work out a bunch and last but not least smoke some more weed! Yup it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! :)

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

I love gods gift, but i also love Maui.. Who knows what i'm talking about?

You know you're really fucked up in the head when your therapist cries during your session.

I'm a black male and I grew up in the lower part of phoenix and I respect our police officers? Why? Because when I was 7 a police officer came to my door and sat there and just talked to me. This man was a white police officer. He said he got a call from my neighbor hearing my mom yelling and screaming and he saw the bruise on my face. He took me away that day and I'm happy he did. Because I was sent to live with my grandparents and every so often that same police officer would come and check up on me, give me advice, and was just my friend. He is a good man who is still on duty now. I'm saying this coming from a black persons perspective yeah some cops and assholes and yeah some get away with shit they shouldn't but the majority of them actually do care and they actually do try and it sucks that when a few fuck up, it fucks up the image for all of them. I wanna help change our criminal justice system and that's why it's my major because I see more results coming from being apart of the system than standing out in the cold yelling at people. We can make change people. But we need to get involved. And that is what that officer had always told me.

I wish I was Australian just so I could use the word "c*nt" to casually spice up a sentence

Shoutout to the cute food truck guy, that had to be stressful doing it all by yourself. You rock!

PS, you kinda look like Gosling in the Notebook. ;)