This coconut water tastes like semen, but I will finish it because I just spent 5 euro on this motherfucker.

Sometimes my pussy leaks when I use a cucumber....

I've been single for 6 months and really want to get back out there and meet new people but I'm not sure how to do that since I'm not very social... Any suggestions??

If you don't have an answer for one of your final exam problems, it's Jesus. Remember that. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Already graduated but signed up for classes next semester to bag me some primo community college hoobags

My boyfriend and I have been together for less than 4 months and it already feels boring. He says that he loves me, but he doesn't take time to see me (even on the 3 evenings that he "scheduled" for me), and he rarely communicates with me. We'll have maybe a 15 minute text conversation once a day. Am I doing something wrong? I'm feeling neglected.

I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.

If you go on pornhub and type in "college kid tries anal" you'll see me taking my exams tomorrow