College students have two levels of stress..
1) I don't give a fuck
2) OMG IF I CANT DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER AND IM GOING TO WORK AT MCDONALDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
There is no in between.

All I want for Christmas is a roommate that will clean the goddamn room once in awhile instead of leaving a mess.

So...there are a number of guys on this page that I've ended up creeping on their pics and jacking off to them. Thank you;)

I just found out that I'm pregnant!!!! I'm SO happy but it's too early to share it with everyone yet, so I figured this works :D

Most finals cannot save your grade, so work hard during the semester and actually do your work.

Class is canceled emails > good morning texts

I like to tongue punch her fart box. Im jus sayin

For most of my life my parents have been complete control freaks, blackmailing me to do things, lying to me, and I have lost all respect for them. Each time I try to mend my relationship they just push me further and further away. Well now I was told there is a 86% chance I have brain cancer. I've never had very many friends and now I feel all alone. I don't even know what to do anymore. Sorry I just needed to vent a little.