Instead of ABC parties or anything like that I say people should have no pants parties. I would always attend.

So I think I might be in love with my best friend which scares the shit out of me because I don't know if it's as a friend, brother, or lover.... I mean I know I love her as a friend she's my best friend but idk how deep it goes

My goal as a ginger is to steal all souls. Watch out, humans.

Being a gay guy, one of the most annoying things I get asked by other guys is "Well, have you ever had sex with a girl?" When I say no they say "Then how do you know you don't like it?" My response is always asking them the same question, but about guys. They act like I'm gross for asking them that, but it's the SAME FUCKING THING when you asked me!!! I'm attracted to guys... get over it!

My boyfriend refuses to shave down there...soooo, he just fell asleep and I took the opportunity to stick waxing strips all over his package. If he wants blow jobs, then he will be hairless...whether he likes it or not.

I like to "window shop" and browse at stores out of my price range... Then when I finally find something that the store considers cheap and I really like it, I'm like... Wait a minute... I'M A BROKE-ASS BITCH (bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...) and proceed to leave the store with nothing.

I don't know what the fuck to do with my life. My parents want one thing, friends tell to do to something else, and my boyfriend keeps telling I should just go and live with him... and honestly I know I should just do what I want... I don't fucking know what that is anymore.

It's always so nice when someone calls you their best friend until you realize they call practically everyone their best friend.