I hate my roommate so much. Before we left for break, I hid pot in his bag. I haven't heard from him since - I'm assuming TSA took care of him. :-)

When i take a shit I like being as loud as I can and inform the guys in the stalls next to me that I'm taking a poo. Don't worry everyone, I'm just pooping while I write this. I love pooping.

To the guy I met at the green room on New Year's Eve. I didn't mean to freak you out...you did say you liked it rough and kinky...but you looked too hot tied down and gagged not to play with your ass. The expression on your face after I took out the strap on was so adorbs. Call me.

Im a senior and switching majors after just struggling through my old one, failing every other class within the major. Been single for 2 years now. My group of friends at school got into a massive fight last year and split, now I don't see any of them really. Just have my roommate. If I wasn't already struggling enough I have to put my dog down today. My life just feels like a fucking mess and I don't even know what to do.

I realized today that if I got pregnant, I wouldn't know who the father was... I used to judge people for that

I am in desperate need of employees at the at&t store inside the flagstaff mall so if you need a job you should definitely come by the store to see me or apply here!
http://springmobile.applicantpool.com/jobs/country/us/state/Arizona-AZ

I really just need a gentleman in the streets and a freak in the sheets :) ;)

Every girl deals with at least one fuckboy in her life. The first time she gets screwed over by him it's ok cause now she's learned her lesson, but if you keep going back or keep getting fucked over by assholes that's your own fault. You knew the consequences of being with someone like that, but you still went for it and will always get hurt.