Pretty sure this girl just fapped next to me. Let it happen.

I miss domesticity. I miss having someone always being there for me and being there for them in return. I miss getting help with keeping my bed warm during the night and waking up the next morning with someone next to me. Don't get me wrong, the physical side of a relationship is fun and all, and I miss that too. And I have a lot of people that I love and I'm fortunate enough to say that they love me back. But it's not the same. I miss being in love with someone.

Wtf ladies. I'm funny,smart,attractive,and say whatever the fuck pops into my mind! If that freaks you out, honestly it's the first time hearing it myself! I scare all women away before I can give them one of many reasons to stick around. I just need to get laid... preferably by a long legged fox but only ratchets have the cooter confidence to see what I'm about.

My fellow ladies: trim your hair regularly, especially if you're growing it out. Your hair should be close to the same thickness from root to tip. If it's not, it's a sign that your hair is very damaged and unhealthy. Your hair touching your butt means nothing if it looks stringy, thin, and fried.

To that guy with 'Rock n Roll' tattooed on his stomach...I just wanted to say it was nice seeing that while I blew you before break started. I wish you would have told me your name, but I guess you're not that kind of guy...mmmm! Oh well X)

I'd like to invite all the women to my pants party.
Wait I don't think that's how it goes..

Im emotionally fucked up from my ex

Being a feminist will not get you pussy fellas. Just in case you needed a reminder.