It's that time of year again. Valentine's Day is coming. My favorite holiday of the year. Soon I'll choose a lucky girl to start dating, make them swoon and feel they are loved. That feeling of being loved makes destroying them so much better. Because on Valentine's Day, after getting her worked up and believing she's special, I break up with her and then revel in her misery. Best way to celebrate, Valentine's Day.

I'm good at "goodbyes" instead of "hellos" I think that's my problem

Hey, remember when you told me you were sick and had to cancel our plans? Remember how funny it was when we ran into each other at the bar while you were with another girl? And I thought it was hilarious when you collapsed to the floor after I kneed you in balls. Good times... Good times...

I dont trust people that take forever to respond to me, but then when I hang out with them they are constantly on their phone.

Being the only single person in a group of friends is really demoralizing.

If your crush shaves his arms and legs and you don't, do you think you need to for them to find you attractive in return?

Well, it's almost time for a new semester. Which means new text books, and I can safely assume that you're all broke like me. Which is why I'm giving you a giant list of PDF download cites.
Your welcome in advance.
(Links aren't allowed to be posted, but will be posted in the comments)

If I had one wish, I would wish to look in the future to see who I married. I am done chasing after false hope, they are really killing me.