My friend walks into a fish market and he says "what's up ladies"

To the kids in the apartment complex on the west side of town by the shell one station who were fighting and screaming in the parking lot on saturday morning around 2:30 AM, please learn to handle your alcohol and friends, being from bad parts of Tucson, if a physical fight breaks out im used to a firearm being present, which tends to stress me out when shit starts going south, and im not one to call the cops, im just saying, as im trying to watch the leggo movie with my girl over a few beers, sack up, and save the drama for your llama.??

Three words, not "I love you,"
But instead: I forget you.

Most awkward experience of my life...note to others, first time smoking weed? Don't make it into a sexual experience. Trying to suck a dick with NO saliva in your mouth...pretty sure that was equally bad for both of us.

i let him put it in my butt but i really didnt like it. i didnt ask him to stop though because i didnt want to hurt his feelings. ladies do a lot of stuff for you guys appreciate the sacrifice!

I don't want to wax, pluck, or shave my vagina. ALL that shit gives you painful ingrown hairs and red bumps are not attractive.

So winter break is over. And as I've been home, I have fallen in love with a man that goes to ASU. He is worth the distance.

I changed my computer so you can't spy on me now. How do you like that NAU?