Friday, 16 January 2015 03:33 PM
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If you're reading this you're probably a fucking moron.
Friday, 16 January 2015 02:03 PM
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All i want is a cute Christian girl who likes the most intense and heaviest metal.
Friday, 16 January 2015 11:44 AM
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That moment when you're rewatching Hercules and mishear Philoctetes as "Feel the Titties."
Friday, 16 January 2015 11:16 AM
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It's very rare that I come across a really beautiful awesome woman on campus! Yesterday was the first (since semester started) in Louie Line wearing red dress!
Friday, 16 January 2015 09:46 AM
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Sometimes, I think about cheating on my partner. But once I masturbate, I think, "yeah, that would've been stupid".
Anyone else know this feel?
Friday, 16 January 2015 07:38 AM
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I'm the guy with the pregnant gal at home. Read the comments. I know I fucked up but I need advice not insults
Friday, 16 January 2015 07:15 AM
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If you hate the snow, why are you in Flagstaff??
Friday, 16 January 2015 05:48 AM
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I never sleep more than 5 hours per night during internship season, that magical time of year where I apply to 10+ internships (22 this year) and don't get in. At least I get to buy picture frames to save those letters