When she says "go deeper" but you out of poems..

I am annoyed when guys, or girls, tell me I am pretty. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a heartless bitch who is not flattered by these compliments. Truthfully, I am very flattered. However, when this is the only compliment that every seems to come my way, despite my many academic and extracurricular achievements, I get a little offended that my looks are more important to others than my intelligence or personality. Self-centered vent over, peace out.

I have no personality. And I'm proud of it. I say what other people want to hear and that's it. Better to be fake than real any day.

I firmly believe that people who say "I don't read" or "reading is stupid" are what's wrong with my generation. I'm not saying that you have to have a book in your hands ever waking second of the day, just every once and a while put down your phone and pick up a book. Hell if you have some sort of separation anxiety with your device people have made your phone able to have Ebooks on it! Just take a moment. Unplug. And pick up a book. You may be surprised what happens.

Over the break I told my very religious aunt that I do not believe in god. She then proceeded to get her cross, bible and holy water and tried to exorcise the devil out of me. She didn't stop throwing holy water at my face until I said that Jesus is my savior.

Was walking down 2nd hall in McConnell minding my own business when some dude reached out of his room and grabbed himself a handful of booty. Wtf?

Today my gender is floss, and my preferred pronoun is twine.

My roommate discusses me. She plays with her armpit hair every night and it makes me want to vomit. What kind of creepy human being are you? Also, her little fur balls of hair are always in the shower. I've asked several times, nicely, to clean it up but it's still there. I hate her and want her to move out, if she doesn't, then things are going to get very passive aggressive.